There are some places that you’d rather not be. Then there are some places that you rather not be more than others. This is the place you I’d least like to be. What, you say? You haven’t been there? How would I know where you would or wouldn’t rather be? I. Just. Know. The outrageous price of two cordobas–about .12 cents U.S.–
will earn you passage into a slum filled with overflowing toilets covered in shit, giant, overflowing concrete tanks, and a smell that could kill extremophiles.

– Justin Teerlinck