Restoom Ratings in United States

Texaco, Elk Plain
This is a big bathroom. This is a big bathroom. —- (that was an echo)

New City Billiards, Minneapolis
Take a break from knocking your balls around.

The Field Museum, Chicago
Home of the largest Tyranosaurus Rex fossil.. and a restroom wonderland.

Red Fish Blue, St. Paul
Fails to live up to the lively decor seen throughout the restaurant.

Clam Dam County Park, Webster
Square hole square dance

Super America – Lowertown, St. Paul
Uninterpretable chicken-scratch graffiti and a hardly used janitors log..

Uptown Theatre, Minneapolis
Dirty and dingy yet still hip in that indie-underground sort of way.

Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul
A bathroom for the masses that doesn’t feature trough-style urinals.

Mobil, Wisconsin Dells
An exercise in mediocrity located in the most flamboyant town in the midwest.

Shell, Tomah
Cheese, liquor, and condoms.

Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, Minneapolis
The restroom of a 30 year old stadium can’t be that bad.. can it?

Mobil, Withee
Behold the power of the small plastic ivy.

First Avenue, Minneapolis
The infamous restroom used by the Purple One himself.

Microsoft Field Office, Cleveland
State of the art and perfect… Where do you want to urinate today?

Pazzaluna, St. Paul
Botticelli would be honored to see his work adorning this bathroom wall.

Sakura, St. Paul
Decidedly uninspired and purposefully hidden.

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