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Restoom Ratings in Illinois
The Field Museum, Chicago
Home of the largest Tyranosaurus Rex fossil.. and a restroom wonderland.
Gino’s East, Chicago
A disappointingly immaculate oasis of graffiti free sterility.
Pizza Hut, Mauston
Well kept place to eat and poop.
Pancake House, Elgin
Complete with piped in radio.
Bakers Square, Lansing
What a site for a sore colon.
Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago
Hang a left at the Renoir.
Hancock Observatory, Chicago
Couldn’t get much higher.
Maguire’s, Bloomington
Dirty, wet, and stallless