Restoom Ratings in Minnesota

New City Billiards, Minneapolis
Take a break from knocking your balls around.

Red Fish Blue, St. Paul
Fails to live up to the lively decor seen throughout the restaurant.

Macalester College Library 1st Floor, St. Paul
All you can read!

Taco Bell, Eden Prairie
Sprawl out.

Super America – Lowertown, St. Paul
Uninterpretable chicken-scratch graffiti and a hardly used janitors log..

Uptown Theatre, Minneapolis
Dirty and dingy yet still hip in that indie-underground sort of way.

Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul
A bathroom for the masses that doesn’t feature trough-style urinals.

Holiday – Lowertown, St. Paul
Yep, that’s poo.

Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, Minneapolis
The restroom of a 30 year old stadium can’t be that bad.. can it?

First Avenue, Minneapolis
The infamous restroom used by the Purple One himself.

Pazzaluna, St. Paul
Botticelli would be honored to see his work adorning this bathroom wall.

Sakura, St. Paul
Decidedly uninspired and purposefully hidden.

Backstage at the Bravo, Minneapolis
As if singing waiters weren’t obnoxious enough…

Target Center, Minneapolis
Awkward, ugly and decidedly UN-feng-shuied.

Brave New Workshop, Minneapolis
Two creatively decorated unisex facilities for you theater-going folk.

Pizzeria Uno, Edina
Semi-bland and semi-filthy

W.A. Frost, St. Paul
Dainty yet jaunty.

El Tequila, Hill Top
Let there be light! Seriously… I can’t see a thing.

Cam Ranh Bay, Eden Prairie
I pity the pho…

Good Earth, Roseville
Good Earth. Mediocre Restroom.

Great Moon, Eden Prairie
A surprisingly tidy offering from an undistinguished strip mall restaurant.