Restoom Ratings in Minnesota

Mayslacks, Minneapolis
Dank stank.

Shell, Finlayson
It’s a restroom.

Chuck E. Cheeses, Edina
A safe refuge from giant rats.

Red Sea Bar & Restaurant, Minneapolis
Small and black. No, I’m not talking about Gary Coleman.

Loring Pasta Bar, Minneapolis
Incredible.

Riverview Theater, Minneapolis
Mod squat.

Awada’s Grill, Woodbury
Awada slightly better restroom.

Oak Street Cinema, Minneapolis
Basement reLAXX

Birchwood Cafe, Minneapolis
Gouge Away.

Panera, Edina
Stylistically void except for the orange walls.

Qdoba, Eden Prairie
Thank God the Q was short.

Grandview Theater, St. Paul
This is my new mop. Joey, my friend, he gave me this mop.

Big Bowl, Edina
I need to make a stop at the Big Bowl… if you know what I mean.

Nokomis Grill, Minneapolis
Bring your long underwear.

Tiburon, Minneapolis
Ranked Best Public Restroom of 2003 in the Twin Cities… but not by us.

Quiznos, St. Paul
Monkeys and roosters.

Coffee Eclectic, Minneapolis
Boogie woogie. It’s ecletic.

Trattoria Da Vinci, St. Paul
One less corner for the Devil

fhima’s, St. Paul
nice. quite.

Vincent A Restaurant, Minneapolis
If it’s not Baroque, don’t fix it.

Lagoon Theater, Minneapolis
No Creatures in this Lagoon.