Restoom Ratings in United States

Rimsky’s Korsakoff, Portland
Funky, with a body included!

The Horny Toad, Cave Creek
Fortunately, this restroom has nothing to do with the name of the restaurant.

Pizzeria Uno, Phoenix
Beware of crouching dwarves.

Backstage at the Bravo, Minneapolis
As if singing waiters weren’t obnoxious enough…

Pambiche, Portland
Short on space but long on festive Cuban flavor.

Sunset Highway Rest Area, Elsie
Smells like steam donkeys…

Coldwater Ridge Visitor Center, Toutle
Remarkably sparkly.

Cafe Minnie’s, Seattle
Never mind the bullocks…

Pike Place Market, Seattle
Stankonia.

Target Center, Minneapolis
Awkward, ugly and decidedly UN-feng-shuied.

Brave New Workshop, Minneapolis
Two creatively decorated unisex facilities for you theater-going folk.

Mascola Advertising, New Haven
Unbelievably Clean! I would eat off of it.

BP, Burbank
Beyond clean

Pizzeria Uno, Edina
Semi-bland and semi-filthy

W.A. Frost, St. Paul
Dainty yet jaunty.

Lambeau Field, Green Bay
The restroom of America’s Favorite NFL Team

El Tequila, Hill Top
Let there be light! Seriously… I can’t see a thing.

Gino’s East, Chicago
A disappointingly immaculate oasis of graffiti free sterility.

Cam Ranh Bay, Eden Prairie
I pity the pho…

Good Earth, Roseville
Good Earth. Mediocre Restroom.

Hidden Springs Cafe, Palmdale
Sitting in a wonderland