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Restoom Ratings in United States
Great Moon, Eden Prairie
A surprisingly tidy offering from an undistinguished strip mall restaurant.
Trader Joes, Portland
Nice one-holer
Uptown Lounge, Athens
Well loved
Good Samaritan Hospital, San Jose
This bad in a Hospital?!
Inverness Tennis Court, Birmingham
Clean and Contemporary
Mayslacks, Minneapolis
Dank stank.
Gruenkies, Bayfield
Watch out for King Kong (if you know what I’m sayin’).
Apple Barrel, Iron River
BYOT (bring your own toiletpaper)
Shell, Finlayson
It’s a restroom.
Corn Palace, Mitchell
Clean but no corn?!
Denver Art Museum, Denver
Clean enough and "art" too.
Leigh Yawkey Woodson Art Museum, Wausau
Gets the job done
Chuck E. Cheeses, Edina
A safe refuge from giant rats.
Red Sea Bar & Restaurant, Minneapolis
Small and black. No, I’m not talking about Gary Coleman.
Loring Pasta Bar, Minneapolis
Incredible.
Riverview Theater, Minneapolis
Mod squat.
Awada’s Grill, Woodbury
Awada slightly better restroom.
Oak Street Cinema, Minneapolis
Basement reLAXX
Green Mill/Holiday Inn, Eau Claire
Birchwood Cafe, Minneapolis
Gouge Away.
Panera, Edina
Stylistically void except for the orange walls.