Restoom Ratings in Wisconsin

Clam Dam County Park, Webster
Square hole square dance

Mobil, Wisconsin Dells
An exercise in mediocrity located in the most flamboyant town in the midwest.

Shell, Tomah
Cheese, liquor, and condoms.

Mobil, Withee
Behold the power of the small plastic ivy.

Lambeau Field, Green Bay
The restroom of America’s Favorite NFL Team

Gruenkies, Bayfield
Watch out for King Kong (if you know what I’m sayin’).

Apple Barrel, Iron River
BYOT (bring your own toiletpaper)

Leigh Yawkey Woodson Art Museum, Wausau
Gets the job done

Green Mill/Holiday Inn, Eau Claire
Festive.

Rich’s Restaurant, Cedarburg
Perfumey

Citgo, Mequon
Thank God it’s only temporary.

U-Fuel, Elk Mound
Pop over to this bathroom after visiting "Pleasure Paradise".

Applebee’s, Marshfield
Apple-pee’s

Perkins, Marshfield
How low can you go?

Knights of Columbus Hall, Marshfield
No secret passages

Super 8, Marshfield
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of residue.

Kwik Trip / BP, Mauston
Pick a stall… any stall.

A&W, Eau Claire
Get your mitts off my air freshener!

The Olive Garden – West Madison, Madison
Clean and modern, but bring your own tampons and toilet paper.

Mt. Simon Park, Eau Claire
Better than an outhouse.

Blue Horizons Cafe, Bayfield
A restroom for the people.