Taco Bell

Taco Bell

Eden Prairie, MN

Reviewed October 5th, 2001

How much space is required for one person to quickly urinate before (or after) consuming several different styles of American tacos which all seem to contain the exact same ingredients? Can the bathroom of a Taco Bell be a microcosm to the giant evil known as urban sprawl?

While well lit and clean (save for the small excrement flecks lining the toilet wall), I felt uncomfortably small and unimportant in this made-for-one bathroom which is larger than some Manhatten flats. I began to wonder if destroying wetlands, natural prairie and farmland to create unnecessarily large restrooms was really worth it. That aside, I marveled at the sturdy and satisfying door lock, which managed to save me from more than one embarassing bust-in. The paper towels were well stocked and the push-button hand dryer was mildly pleasant.

RESTROOM RATING: 7
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