First Avenue

First Avenue

Minneapolis, MN

Reviewed December 2nd, 2001

As I stood facing a checkered tile wall, hanging my wang delicately over a farm-trough style urinal, I felt overcome by the uncanny, yet all too realistic feeling that the Purple One himself - Prince - has probably graced this same trough with his own wang hundreds of times in the past. I sense this in the people surrounding me also. I detect a slight shudder from the gentleman to the right of me as he quietly ponders... and pees. There is a undisputable air of respect throughout the club which seems to peak in this very restroom. This and the fact that a mellow accoustic performer is headlining tonight made for a relatively clean environment. Of course, large concert hall restrooms do tend to attract vandalism and general untidiness from rowdy rock crowds. This would account for the select articles of unimpressive vandalism I found.

I found the large plush chair towards the entrance to be a very welcoming touch.

RESTROOM RATING: 6
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