Grand Traverse Mall

Grand Traverse Mall

Traverse City, MI

Reviewed August 19th, 2004

Those unfamiliar with Traverse City Michigan may think they will be encountering a very LARGE shopping structure (perhaps containing dozens of restrooms) when they hear the words "Grand Traverse". In reality, however, the Grand Traverse Mall is not any really grand - but rather typical of any other single story suburban shopping environment.

The mall contains two sets of restrooms. Might I recommend the restrooms closer to the Target as they are larger, cleaner, brighter and have more features such as Harley Davidson tattoo dispensers. Yep, for those of you who left home in a rush and forgot to apply your daily temporary tattoo, this restroom will be a welcome relief. For a mere 50¢, you will be back in action. If Pee Wee Herman had one of these at the rowdy biker bar in Pee Wee's Big Adventure, it would have saved him a lot of hassle. Of course, then we would have never donned platform shoes and performed a heartwarming rendition of Tequila!

RESTROOM RATING: 8
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