The Safe House (International Exports, Inc.)

The Safe House (International Exports, Inc.)

Milwaukee, WI

Reviewed October 29th, 2004

When you enter this the tiny women's bathroom, the first thing you see is a giant framed poster of Burt Reynolds wearing nothing but a smile and a metal heart over his unmentionables. Upon further inspection, one realizes that when they touch that metal heart an alarm can be heard echoing throughout the restaurant - GUILTY! Next to the stall there's a tiny dark room with a two way mirror that lets you secretly peer into the dining area. Flip off the light switch and feel free to knock on the glass and make people jump as they walk by and pause to check their hair - then flip the light switch back on and grin at them - It's a blast!

EDITORS ADDITION: Don't be fooled into thinking there are two men's rooms. Behind one, lies a brick wall with a giant stop sign reading "WHOAH". The other men's room contains two stalls (FBI and CIA respectively) and the letters "SH" are spelled out in black and white tiles on the wall.

RESTROOM RATING: 10
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