Wild River State Park: Main Office

Wild River State Park: Main Office

Almelund, MN

Reviewed February 14th, 2005

This unisex restroom helps Wild River State Park greet visitors just arriving or leaving. Being an ambassador bathroom is a difficult, high stress job - unless you have the correct tools. Although there were no translators, or extra blue uniformed security dudes like ambassadors to the U.N. have, the place still maintains a cordial, official vibe. Everything you need to relax rests on a wooden stand-alone shelf just to the left of the loo. There you will find row upon row of ornate, ceramic mugs in as many different hues and styles as the God of Abraham saw fit to give them. On the lower shelves you'll find air feshener, and a jar with potpourri. As soon as you enter the bathroom you must find these items immediately because you will need them to build a shrine in honor of the Big It. There is a certain something about the walls and ceiling that made me want to gaze upon it for hours, in search of a sign. My only complaint is that the sink was too small and sterile to soak my large, heavy man hands. My heavy, beefy, yet complicated, sensitive and trembling man hands have curves that deserve a sink with a little bit of oom-pa to it, if you know what I mean. Listen knob head, don't even ask. I'm just making it up as I go. Is that alright?

- Justin Teerlinck

RESTROOM RATING: 8
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