BP

BP

Alden, MN

Reviewed May 24th, 2005

At this gas station truck stop, only the men's room had showers. Evidently women don't truck or they truck but they don't shower. Inside the stalls of this dank locker room-like world we find graffiti with homomacho and racist themes: "How can you tell when a trucker wants his dick sucked?" one deep thinker dares to ask. "It's when you gag on my 9" dick!" is the philosopher's reply. The Socratic dialogue continues: "Hot trucker, 3 taps on my brakes means I want YOUR load. Signal yes with lites." How thoughtful that someone offered to carry a tired trucker's load for the remainder of the journey. Another stall breathlessly declares "420 Smoke Dope Fuck Nigs." Maybe not all stoners are mellow, eh? Well, I'm willing to believe most are. While no new insights may be gleaned from truck stop graffiti, we can at least take comfort in its chicken soup predictability. The difference of course is that soup can be nourishing when you're sick, but these mindless scribblings can make one feel sick. After reading these messages, I had a hard time summoning the nerve to check out the shower stalls, even though I knew I was all alone, or maybe because I was all alone. The stalls were bare and worn. BP provides the hookup and you provide the manstuff. BP provides the hookup and you provide the hookup. Get it? Yikes, I can't stop shivering. I better get outta here before some guy with a home made tattoo named Bubba comes in here.

- Justin Teerlinck

RESTROOM RATING: 3
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