Kwik Trip

Kwik Trip

Portage, WI

Reviewed May 28th, 2005

This gas station restroom features a sign reading...
"We want you to be satisfied every time you visit our stores. So I, personally promise the cleanliness of our restrooms. If this restroom is not clean to your satisfaction, or if you feel there is room for improvement, please contact me Toll Free by calling 1-866-825-8019.
Sincerely,
Don and Steve Zietlow, Owners"

What a nice gesture. Don and Steve must be really great guys to personally take account for this diarrhea splattered toilet I encountered on my visit. Honestly, as well-intentioned as the sign is, it basicly serves as a challenge to the filthiest of the filthy to make as big of mess as possible. Don't worry. Don and Steve will cover for you. Go ahead, wiggle a bit while your peeing. Use the toilet paper while it's still on the roll. It's not your fault. It's the corporate executives. They did it. And they'll take the blame for your sorry ass.

RESTROOM RATING: 4
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