Chevy's

Chevy's

St. Paul, MN

Reviewed June 19th, 2005

The bathrooms here look like the dressing rooms of movie stars. Each has a pay phone. I have seen phones in a foyer or anteroom before but never right next to the sink, right by the stalls. Here is what a typical call might sound like. "Yeah Chuck, just a second here I'll get you those stock prices but I gotta get the poo off my hands first. Oh? Oh yeah, I'm in the john at Chevy's. Chevy who? No, no I don't know Chevy Chase! Yah, yah a restaurant. Uh, huh. Great little joint, serves up a good burrito. Seven layer? Yah Chuck I just don't know. Really gave me the toots though. Yikes! The poor waitress! No Chuck, no I don't think Chevy Chase owns it, no, no. Yah? Oh, yah, yah, yah! The bathrooms were clean, nice and clean. Well sure Chuck. Of course they flushed just fine. Real fine, sure. Everything good. Okay buddy, see you. No, no for the last time Chuck, no Chevy Chase. What? How do I know for sure? No I'm serious now. I gotta go. Yah! Okay, bye."

Right as I was about to snap the picture a man walked through the door and I lowered the camera. "No, no," he practically shouted. "Don't get me while I'm pissing!" But he wasn't anywhere near that point yet. Good lord, drama, drama! I explained what I was doing. "Restroom reviews," he said, in what I thought sounded like a disgusted tone of voice. Then, "wow, what a great idea! I've been in the restaurant business for twenty five years and I think... " As a rule, I don't talk to people while they're peeing or while I'm peeing. The guy was still talking and whizzing away as I quietly turned and exited the restroom, glad that another convert had been brought into the restroom reviewing fold... and that my nose remained unbroken.

- Justin Teerlinck

RESTROOM RATING: 8
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