Sawatdee Uptown

Sawatdee Uptown

Minneapolis, MN

Reviewed October 30th, 2005

You know what I know? Pad Tai is Minnesota comfort food from Thailand. The bathrooms here were unimpressive for such a trendy place with excellent, friendly service, great food, moderate prices and fake elephant tusks. One stall, one urinal, one sink, one love, one life, we gotta… Oops sorry citizens, last two items were U2. The soap was all over the rim of the sink. I'm not even into that song. Pride In the Name of Love, that's a good U2 song. I was feeling sick already so this review is full of bias and liberal distortions and facts more fast and loose than the bowels of a lactose intolerant labrador retriever who just got into the garbage and ate all the old green cheddar. Hey, it could be worse. At least its not full of Pat Robertson or Bill O'Reilly. And you can pee with easing knowing full well that, "pleasant staff wuz here."

- Justin Teerlinck

RESTROOM RATING: 5
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