Interstate Park Pines Group Camp

Interstate Park Pines Group Camp

St. Croix Falls, WI

Reviewed October 10th, 2005

If you were a pine tree and you needed a date, this is what your personal ad would look like (bear in mind, I could have taken this a lot farther!):

Mature Pines Only
Fire resistant but likes it HOT
Must have at least half of original needles
No saps or saplings!
No snags, decay or bark diseases!
Some lost limbs/ dead branches okay
Be willing/ able to travel
Lets have casual fun in the poor soil we prefer!
I'll pine for you if you'll pine for me.

If you were the pit toilets at the trailhead for Eagle Peak and the Pines Group Camp at Interstate Park, this is what your personal ad might look like:

Sheltered by Mature Pines
Must like it rank and raunchy
Quaint on the outside, nasty within
Must be desperate/ have nowhere else to go
You've seen worse pits. Yeah you have!
I don't care who you are: I want you
I'll be your peon for you to pee in

- Justin Teerlinck

RESTROOM RATING: 3
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