Celenque National Park

Celenque National Park

Gracias Lempiras, Honduras

Reviewed May 26th, 2006

Thanks Lempira. Thanks alot. Thanks for the rebellion. You mopped the floor with the imperialists. You did it for the country. You did it for the cause. You really rocked. Thanks for shooting that bow and arrow at all the posers out there. We're gonna name some money after you, maybe a town or two also. How about that? Oh, you want a statue too?
Done.

Near the town whose name thanks the man there lies a national park, whose name is Box of Water, or Celenque. Where is the box? Its inside us all, waiting to be opened and explored and allow our entrapped souls to build bridges of understanding. Across the perilous pit of misunderstanding to the golden palace of freedom. Its also 11 rivers that pour down from the heights of Honduras' tallest mountain.

It could also be the toilets that serve the visitor center and actually flush, although they're more circular than boxey. Really though, it is a subjecive observation. We could fight and disagree about it all day but what good would that do, really? Instead, let's all just chill out and have a good time and listen to our hearts and minds and get wined and dined.

Celaque has big pine trees, and cloud forest above 5,000 feet filled with bromeliads and other -iads, not to mention rare orchids growing out of logs, waterfalls, howler monkeys, giant spiders who hate people, rain, and mist. All those things use the bathroom in the forest.

- Justin Teerlinck

RESTROOM RATING: 5
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