Big V's Saloon

Big V's Saloon

St. Paul, MN

Reviewed March 15th, 2004

Why a place like this sells cologne (25¢ for your choice of Aramis, Draka or Cool Water) will forever astound me - or rather - the kind of people who buy cologne out of vending machines in run-down rock bars will forever astound me.
For those willing to overlook the stained off-color tiles, homeless man stench and mildewy corners, this restroom had its share of interesting artifacts. In addition to the cologne, you may also purchase any variety of fine products for your medical or sexual pleasure although the plethora of band stickers plastered on the dispensers makes it hard to differentiate what you may be buying (Didn't Rough Rider open for the Bare Skins last Friday?).
When checking out this dandy, also be sure to revel at the marvelous butterfly-laden mirror on your way out and remember to heed the words of a wise sharpie-bearing scribe: "Don't eat these condoms, they taste like latex!"

RESTROOM RATING: 5
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